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Joke of the Day
"Did you hear about the guy who died due to masturbation? It finished him off."
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"I finished my culinary class final. It was a piece of cake."
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"I never buy a new couch without first seeing what it looks like with five loads of laundry piled on top of it."
"Why a man should ever want to marry a woman is a mystery. Why a man should ever want to marry 2 women is a bigamistery."
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"What's green and smells like bacon? Kermit's fingers."
"What does Green Day say before bed? Green night"
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