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Joke of the Day
"What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in your vagina."
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"Did you hear about the guy who died of constipation? Yeah, he stopped giving a shit."
"Every day I spend a few hours on a running track. Next week I might even turn it on."
"[job interview] HR: Says here you're very good at multi-tasking *me taking a selfie & spinning in chair HR: *whispering ""wow he's good"""
"did u fall from heaven bc so did satan"
"I'm literally typing this from atop a giraffe in Ghana. Her name is Coriander & we love each other."
"How do you circumcised a whale? Four skin divers"
"Country music is like a vacuum. . . As soon as you turn it off it stops sucking."
"Enrage the one you love today with a calm, rational explanation."
"Went to my uncle's funeral today open bar pretty good food but my uncle was dead 3/5 stars"