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Joke of the Day

"What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in your vagina."

"I just tried out the Samsung Gear-VR with my Note 7. It was mind-blowing."

"i'd tell a joke about food but... It'll be of bad taste"

"Girl, are you Chernobyl? Because you warm me to the core and leave me glowing. Also I think you've killed some people."

"Why was Thor disappointed by his birthday party? Because it was more Loki than he wanted."

"My foot just fell asleep, I'm terrified that drunk white people will notice and start drawing moustaches and penis' on it. #ILoveYallReally"

"I got fired today from my summer job as a massage therapist My boss said I rubbed people the wrong way"

"Whats a famous piece of shit, that hates mexicans? Tronald Dump"

"Baby are you an iphone encryption? Because I want to go through your backdoor"

"Don't do suicide, kids! You'll kill yourself!"