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"My shower has two settings: -Freezing Cold -The Ending of Terminator 2"
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"Can bees fly in the rain ? Not without their little yellow jackets !"
"[narrating a commercial for therapy] ""For a 100 bucks an hour we'll blame your mother."""
"What's Red and smells like Blue paint? Red paint."
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"""Make it look like I live in a Cheesecake Factory."" - NBA players to their interior designers"
"A shitty geometry joke What do you call a fancy bisexual scottish cane? An anglo biscepter"
"What's a lawyer's favourite pastry? Suet"
"What does a pirate with back spasms say? Shiver me lumbars."
"I asked my brother why he was taking a dictionary and thesaurus to his theater rehearsal. He said it was a play on words."