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Joke of the Day
"What's a lawyer's favourite pastry? Suet"
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"Q: What happens if a pig parks illegally? A: It oink-urs a fine."
"A wife asks her husband... ""do you piss in the shower?"" ""Of course"" he replies. ""that's disgusting"" she shrieks ""but honey, I always piss when I take a shit"""
"Life would be more fun if every time we sneezed we lifted off the ground a few feet and came back down in slow motion"
"Today I Fucked Up... the couch"
"Why do tigers eat raw meat? Because they don't know how to cook!"
"What kind of genie only grants wishes to men? A misogenie."
"What sound does a train make when it's eating? Chew Chew"
"Roses are brown Violets are brown Who took a shit in my garden?"
"I just had a call from a Charity asking me to donate some of my clothes to the starving people throughout the world. I told them to F off!! Anybody who fits into my clothes isn't starving!!"