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Joke of the Day
"Why did my jizz cross the road? Because I put on the wrong sock this morning."
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"So I've been chatting with this 13 year old girl online. She's funny, flirty and sexy. Now she tells me shes an undercover cop... How cool is that for someone her age??"
"[ER] HIPSTER: I fell off my acoustic motorcycle & broke my mustache twirler. DOC:... H: I fell off my bike & broke my hand. D: Rub kale on it."
"When in dangerous situation - you should always sleep with one eye opened. Especially if you're a Cyclops."
"""Alexa, yell at my kids to behave every 7 minutes. I'm headed to the bar."""
"What is the biggest advantage of living in Switzerland? Well for starters the flag is a big plus."
"Q: Why are pirates so popular? A: They just arrrr."
"Did you hear? About the cannibal that dumped his girlfriend?..."
"Two guys walk into a bar... ""Ouch!"""
"What did the hungry terrorist say when he went on a vacation to Hawaii? ***ALOHA SNACKBAR***"