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Joke of the Day

"Saw my neighbour scrubbing some graffiti saying 'paedo' off his door this morning... I said ""What's been going on mate?"" He said ""Fucking kids!"""

"Me: I'm so tired. Phone: Put me down and go to sleep. Me and Phone: HAHAHAHAHA!"

"How do frogs manage to lay so many eggs ? They sit eggsaminations !"

"What's the biggest cause of pedophilia in this country? Sexy kids"

"I checked my hotel room for left behind goods and all I found was this lousey comb. I guess you could say my room was bugged."

"Why are there so few gay comedians? It's hard for them to keep a straight face."

"I saw your girlfriend kissing another man... - And what she was wearing? -- A White and Gold dress. - Oh she is not, my gf is wearing a black and blue dress"

"Trump and Clinton both die in a plane crash. Who survives? America"

"What do Asian pirates do? They fry pranes."

"Tommy went to his mom in the kitchen and said: 'Mom! Mom! The dog is having sex!' So mom says: 'Try not to pay attention to it, sweetheart.' to which Tommy responds: 'But it hurts so much!'"