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Joke of the Day

"Saw my neighbour scrubbing some graffiti saying 'paedo' off his door this morning... I said ""What's been going on mate?"" He said ""Fucking kids!"""

"'I have a baby-sized dick' he said. He wasn't lying. 19 inches, 7.5 lbs."

"Saitama tried to change his Facebook password to Goku but Facebook said it was too weak..."

"How do you know your sister is on her period Your dads cock tastes funny."

"My brother's got a degree in wheel-making. Only 359 more to go."

"The city I live in had its annual incest competition. So I entered my sister."

"So, this guy comes home to find his house was broken into and someone stole all his lamps. He was delighted."

"Went to the store without my iPhone. Felt like I traveled back in time. Saw a dinosaur. Realized I actually traveled back in time."

"What is cold, grey, and ugly? Me after I take all the Nyquil and die. Also, Janet Reno."

"""You spent hours slaving away in the kitchen yesterday. Relax. Let me sort out dinner today."" *Orders pizza"