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Joke of the Day
"Why are people supporting Donald Trump? Because he has what plants crave; electrolytes."
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"""Eat the booty like groceries"" -Albert Einstein"
"[1st date] Her: we should keep religion out of this *religion gets up & leaves the table* Me: see what u did? *I get up and chase after it*"
"cucumber and potato. What the potato said to the cucumber? - Hi, How are you? What the cucumber answered? - OH MY GOD!!! A TALKING POTATO!!!!!!!!!"
"I am not schizophrenic doctor We're just fine......"
"What do you call smutty pictures of birds? Pornithography."
"Losing a wife can be hard. In most cases it is damned near impossible."
"How did the snowman get happy? The snowblower came around"
"CONDUCTOR: all aboard! ME: i'm pretty bored CONDUCTOR: no, i meant everyone on the train ME: oh, i'm sure they're bored too"
"What does a Playboy Magazine and a Model T Ford have in common? These days they're both hard to come by."