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Joke of the Day

"""Well well well if it isn't the guy I'm stalking."" ""Get out of my hamper."""

"I think church and state separated because church is a gold digging slut."

"Tasteless but SFW What do you call a group of elderly virgins? Dried Cherries"

"Why couldnt the laptop see? Cause it was SoDIMM"

"What do you do when a Chemist dies? You Barium."

"What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the car? Get in the car"

"[During sex] Me: I know you want me to be ""naughty"", but I can barely breathe in this Hamburglar costume."

"I wonder if the people who camp out in front of stores for Black Friday sales realize there are online sales too."

"sighs ""always the predator, never the prey..."""

"they joke about mine being... ...a whole nuther leg!"