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Joke of the Day

"Jared from Subway should be happy... ... He will have a life time supply of foot-longs where he's going."

"Why is there no pain relief in the jungle? Cos the Parrots-Eat-Em-All"

"What do you get if King Kong sits on your piano? A flat note."

"What do you call a fish with no eyes? A can't see-creature."

"I tried to make a joke about coins But it didn't make any cents"

"Why couldn't the lumberjack sign into Facebook? Because he was logged out!"

"9 Clowns in an elevator, one of them silently farts. One leans over to another and wispers...""You smell something funny?""."

"What's a pirates favorite letter?"

"What's a pirate's favorite letter? Marque"

"Remember kids, if a stranger offers you drugs, say thank you because drugs are expensive."