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Joke of the Day
"How can you make seven even? Take away the letter S."
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"Since smart watches can now read your pulse, there should be a feature that erases your browser history if your heart stops beating..."
"People say... People say I'm not a fun loving person. Well some nights I am, some I'm not. That's all folks! I'll be sitting on the bleachers if any one needs me!"
"My favorite one-liner. So, I was with this blind chick last night. She said, ""You have the biggest penis I ever felt!"" I said, ""Ahh, you're pulling my leg."""
"My girlfriend left me after I broke her wheelchair..... Oh,, I think she'll come crawling back soon.."
"What's the difference between a blonde and a mosquito? The blonde keeps sucking after you slap her."
"Farmer vs Prostitue What is the difference between a corn farmer with epilepsy and a prostitute with diarrhea? One shucks between fits"
"This one time, a work colleague declared The Avengers to be a better film than The Dark Knight. That was a busy day in HR, I can tell you."
"Would you like to hear a joke? Donald Trump"
"""Hey little pirate, where are your buccaneers?"" ""Underneath my buckin hat!"""