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Joke of the Day

"How can you make seven even? Take away the letter S."

"Today I walked up to some girls and asked if they liked guys with big dicks They replied yeah. I replied, ""I'm sorry for wasting your time..."" turned around and walked away awkwardly."

"Why did Snoop Dog go to cinnabon? Fo' Drizzle"

"Rectum.. ...damn near killed 'em!"

"I have a dead budgie for sale You may want it, but it's not going cheap."

"What's the worst name a transvestite could choose? Amanda"

"A guy cat calls a girl ""Hey, what's up girl?"" ""My eyes."""

"HELLO FELLOW HUMAN TEENS I HEARD THE COOLEST PLACE FOR US TEENS TO HANG OUT IS The Colossal Pillar of Wasp Eggs LETS GO DO NOT BRING WEAPONS"

"*gets a Fitbit for Christmas* *puts it on a squirrel*"

"[1st date] me: do you want kids? her: Yes me: GREAT [pulls 7 babies out from under table] HERE'S MINE HAVE FUN GOTTA GO"