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Joke of the Day

"You know how horny the Romans were back then? For fuck's sake, they even nailed Jesus!"

"How To Ride An Escalator: -Step 1 -Now Just Chill for a Bit"

"My 17 yr old grandpa joined the navy during WWII b/c ""he figured if the boat got shot he'd drown, &not have to worry about any other stuff."""

"Whenever I'm feeling like shit,... I simply go on YouTube, search for Skrillex videos and read the comments. Instantly, I feel a lot better."

"""This guy gets it."" - me, whenever I see someone sleeping"

"Why can't you believe what an atom tells you? Because they make up everything!"

"What do they call pita bread in Mexico? Pita pan"

"What do you call a gassy Russian? Vladimir Pootin'"

"What cheese is not yours? Not your cheese...."

"Job Posting: local pond looking to hire tadpole, must have previous experience as frog"