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Joke of the Day

"You know how horny the Romans were back then? For fuck's sake, they even nailed Jesus!"

"What do you call a religious cow in the Middle East? A Moooooslim!!"

"Maybe Hitler became evil because he was mad that after so many years of lifting his hand nobody high fived him."

"Congress passed some bold legislation regarding cerebral palsy recently They call it the Ballsy Palsy Policy."

"Reddit is red. Reddit is red, Facebook is blue.... No mutual friends, Who the fuk are u?"

"My nephew is in the 'why' phase of his life as a 6 year old... and I told him 'Because it feels nice and you're an unreliable witness!'"

"What is the process for a terrorist kidnapping? Well, first Demascus, then they Baghdad!"

"Why is it called a cunt? Because that's the sound it makes when you kick it."

"Why pink camo? Do people hunt barbie jeeps or try to sneak up on pepto bismol?"

"ENTRY-LEVEL JOB OPENING: Minimum 3 years exp required. Must speak 4 languages, have 2 Olympic medals & a reference letter from Barack Obama."