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Joke of the Day
"American Apparel has really cornered the market on the modern, independent date rape victim."
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"Why are people comparing Trump to Reagen? Reagan's biggest accomplishment was tearing down a wall not putting one up."
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"Just saw a girl wearing a ""BAD GAL"" t-shirt so I yelled ""NO!"" & smacked her on the nose with a rolled up newspaper."
"What do you say to a woman with no arms or legs? Nice tits!"
"I heard that the president was poisoned, then cured. But the information is purely antidotal."
"How many ears does Mr. Spock have? Three. One left ear, one right ear, and a Final Front-ear."
"What kind of shoes does Voldemort wear? Hor-crocs."
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"In some ways it's sucks that we are smart enough to understand the futility of life. But luckily we're also smart enough to invent alcohol."