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Joke of the Day
"I don't know what makes you so stupid, but it really works."
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"Rumor has it Pedals the upright walking bear has been killed by a hunter. But, remains unseen."
"OMG Hiccups are so annoying! You know what you should do if you have them? GO AWAY"
"My Grandfather has the heart of a lion. And a lifetime ban from the zoo."
"[emergency room] DOCTOR: Point to what's causing you the most pain ME: I can't, they're at home playing xbox"
"A SPECIAL NIGHT IN IOWA Q: What do you call a bunch of tractors parked in front of a McDonald's on Friday night in Iowa? A: Prom."
"Batman: ""I am...**BATMAN!**"" ""Hi, Batman, I'm not Dad because yours already died when you were a kid."""
"What type of tree hates company? Sycamore trees!"
"Chromebooks."
"What do women's breasts and toy trains have in common? A: They're both intended for children... But, it's usually the father that play with them the most!"