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"The invention of the wheel started a revolution"

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"A man walks into a hospital feeling unwell and the doctor says: ""Sorry, you've only got three minutes to live."" The man said: ""Can you do something for me?"" ""Yes,"" he said. ""I'll boil you an egg."""
"How long does it take for a white women to take a shit? 9 months"
"My cousin told me his gun club didn't cost any money. I asked him if it was run by wild chickens. He said, ""No, why?"" And I said, ""Because that would explain why it's a free range."""
"A boy is asking santa for a heavy sweater for christmas present so santa send him a sumo wrestler"
"Why didn't the astronauts stay on the moon? Because it was a full moon and there was no room."
"What did one tampon say to the other? Nothing, they were both stuck-up bitches"
"Toucan: Albanians kidnap Liam Neesons bird"
"Where do drinks go on vacation? Coaster Rica"
"Why does Barbie never get pregnant? Because Ken always comes in a different box."