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Joke of the Day
"Whatr do you get when you have communist lemons? LENIN-NADE. Just smack me."
Next Joke
"Why did the girlfriend of a guy trying to pay down $20K in debt leave him? No eating out."
"What do you get when you cross a Texas Aggie with an ape? A retarded ape."
"why did my wife didn't like her jewellery? cuz she is a nazi"
"I saw a sign today about lost cat Missing cat: Wanted dead and alive If found return to Schrodinger"
"""You never told me you were vegan!"" - no one ever"
"Don't cha wish ya girlfriend was a clinically depressed cat owning weirdo like me"
"Knock Knock Joke -Knock Knock! -Who's there? -The Alamo -The Alamo who? -You said you'd remember!"
"I just had a coughing fit and think I accidently created a Nicki Minaj song featuring Ke$ha. Sorry, you guys."
"This guy must really want to impress me with his endurance skills. Because when I asked if he wanted a ride, he said ""No thanks I'll walk"""