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Joke of the Day

"When I was a kid, we jumped fences, biked without helmets & drank out of public water fountains. It was a dangerous time, full of microbes."

"Why are the twin towers and genders so similar? Because there used to be two of them, but it's offensive to joke about that now."

"A man inserted an advertisement in the classifieds section with the heading ""Wife Wanted."" - The next day he received a hundred letters saying ""You can have mine."""

"A girl asked me whether I preferred breasts or thighs I replied , "" I prefer bubble butts and double D's"" Then I got kicked out of KFC."

"Knock, knock. Who's there? Deja. Deja who? Knock, knock."

"My prison cell-mate just asked me if I was tight. Why does he care about how I spend my money?"

"What's the difference between a joke and two dicks? Redditors can't take a joke."

"I can speak more than one vagina I'm bicunnilingual"

"After sex, I pee like a pro basketball player! Lots of dribbling."

"Keep death off our roads Drive on the pavement. . ."