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Joke of the Day
"What did one businessmen voyeur say to the other? I'll have my peephole call your peephole."
Next Joke
"Just bought a thesaurus at the store and brought it home to find out the pages are all blank. I have no words to describe how angry I am."
"The Obama Administration just created 100 million jobs @ Dell and Comcast by cutting power in India."
"Being a teacher is great, I only work a half day 12 hours/day. Thank you, don't forget to tip your TA, I'll be here all week (M-F except Federal Holiday) folks!"
"Whats Harry Potter's favorite way of going down a hill? Walking... JK Rolling"
"What do you call your wife and mother-in-law when they're riding in the same car? Dual air bags."
"One of my legs is longer than the other. I've spent years trying to get it rectified... But I just end up going around in circles."
"Thank you for clarifying that you'd bite me with your teeth, my mind was running wild with all the possible things you could bite me with."
"Bill Cosby and Ben Roethlisberger walk into a bar... I don't remember what happened next."
"What does an obese white woman have in common with a brick? Eventually, they're both getting laid by a Mexican."