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Joke of the Day

"I saw six men kicking and punching the mother-in-law. My neighbour said Are you going to help?' I said No, six should be enough.'"

"Who were the world's fastest readers? 9/11 victims. They went through 87 stories in 2 minutes."

"What's the difference between a cult and a religion ? About a couple thousand years."

"What do you call a Mexican midget? A paragraph, because he is too short to be an essay!"

"How do you celebrate Christopher Columbus day? Barge into your neighbor's home and claim it as yours."

"You know a girl is serious when they say your name in a text."

"My New Year's resolution is to help all my friends gain ten pounds so I look skinnier."

"What kind of food do the cool fish eat when they study math? Algae bru"

"How do you know when your roommate is gay? When his dick tastes like shit."

"Why Was Jill upest about the new iphone? because there was no jack."