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Joke of the Day

"Some people are about as useful as the ""r"" in February."

"What kind of shoes do bears wear? None because they go barefoot."

"What did one orphan say to the other? Robin, get in the Batmobile!"

"I never go camping, but I sometimes go to bed without the TV on so I get it."

"Girlfriend The other day, my girlfriend called me a pedophile... But what does she know, she's only 7."

"Teachers at school: She seems to be expressing an inner need for control. Teachers at a bar: I want to punch that kid in the face."

"I used to pee my pants every time i stood in front of my 3rd grade class it cost me my teaching career."

"What's the difference between a hippie chick and a pizza? I don't peel the crust off of a pizza before I eat it"

"When I was a kid people used to cover me in chocolate and cream and place a cherry on top of my head. Yeah, life was tough in the gateau..."

"Did you hear the one about the 2 gay ghosts? They kept giving each other the willies!"