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Joke of the Day
"Why did the Mexican fail English class? Because he refused to turn in his essays"
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"What's the leading cause of violence in America? Volkswagen Beetles."
"I'm going for LASIK surgery tomorrow Really looking forward to it."
"Why did the German baker claim on his insurance at Christmas? Because his bread was stollen!!!"
"Why did Jennifer cross the road? Because she wasn't wearing her seat belt"
"""Sure it's a dental PRACTICE, but dont fret, I know what I'm doing. Open wide."" *opens wide* ""Ok which ones are the teeths? Where are teeth"""
"Why do lesbians prefer going to Sports Authority? They don't like Dicks..."
"I'll be tweeting telepathically today, so if you think of something funny, that's me."
"My brother shit himself.... my mom said holy shit"
"What phrase describes both my personal life and how I feel about the /r/Ama-ggedon? Fuck /u/kn0thing"