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Joke of the Day

"Fat people. You can't run, but you can't hide either."

"Dipping your cats in blue paint and watching them chase each other is 1000x more entertaining than Avatar."

"I had a weird dream last night that I was eating huge marshmallows! I woke up this morning wanting smore!"

"Did you hear about the fat absent father? He was never around, but at least he was portly."

"What are the Rolling Stones better at than the Bee gees? Stayin' Alive"

"If twitter isn't a drug then someone please explain to me why I sneak into the bathroom at work to use it."

"Why don't you see elephants hiding in trees? They're really good at it."

"My wife told me to take a spider out instead of killing it We went and had drinks. Cool guy, wants to be a web developer"

"Babe, you're like a camera. Everytime i look at you, i shutter."

"Did you hear about the holocaust museum banning Pokemon? I guess they didn't want a bunch of Ash running around."