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Joke of the Day
"It was a terrible summer for Humpty Dumpty. But he had a great fall."
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"What goes Black-White, Black-White, Black-White? A panda bear rolling down a hill."
"Hey girl, are you an empty refrigerator? Because you don't have to be running"
"How do you turn a dishwasher into a snow blower? Give the bitch a shovel."
"I've been married for about 45 lbs."
"My lawyer friend loves board games... ...but he has been sad lately, ever since he started that Risk-free 30-day trial."
"[back from the ultrasound] MOTHER-IN-LAW: So did you see the fetus? ME: Fetus, handus, legus...there was practically a whole baby in there!"
"What has four legs and a cunt halfway up its back? A police horse"
"Why do single people take dating advice from other single people? That's like Stevie Wonder giving Ray Charles driving directions."
"Two things I will never understand the appeal of: 1) Open relationships 2) Hairless cats"