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Joke of the Day
"Why doesn't Hitler run a marathon? Because he can't finish a race."
Next Joke
"They say that time heals all wounds... But what if you get hit in the head with a clock?"
"Girl are you a plumber? Cause i wanna make you moen"
"When the moon hits your eye... When the moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie that's amore. When you swim in a creek and an eel bites your cheek that's a moray."
"Woke up to a beautiful May morning Then we all exchanged gifts and sang carols."
"What's the most obvious slang word in the Star Wars universe? Yo, duh."
"I ordered a bowl of spaghetti and found a linguine noodle at the bottom he was an impasta"
"An egg voted to leave the omelet.. and then.. it.. did.. yeah, sorry its just too scrambled. there's no way to get a good yolk out of this mess.."
"Jeb says hes good at fixing things and I don't doubt him... People who voted in Florida during the 2000 presidential election know what I'm *talkin* about."
"I bought some shoes from a drug dealer! I don't know what he laced them with, *but I have been tripping all day*."