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Joke of the Day

"Hey guys I just discovered something... It's called Christopher Columbus. I later robbed and killed him."

"Dad, is that dog over there a wiener dog? Son, with enough peanut butter every dog is a wiener dog."

"My girlfriend doesn't want to drop acid with me. She's acting like a basic bitch."

"""Liquor in the front, poker in the back"" is not an acceptable tee shirt slogan for my church's charity poker team... I know that now."

"Right about now, family members all over the country are realizing the Starbucks cards I gave them for Christmas are empty."

"North Korea has lowered its missile back down after pointing it up for a few hours. Turns out Viagra and MSG make for bad rocket fuel."

"With everyone watching Democrats fight Democrats over tax cuts, now would be a great time for Republicans to have sex in airport washrooms."

"What do you call a Rhinoceros mixed with a Rooster? A horny cock."

"Give a man a fish and he'll go to McDonald's instead. Teach a man to fish and nope, still McDonald's"

"Why do black men have nightmares? We killed the only one who had a dream."