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Joke of the Day

"What do you get when you cross the Atlantic with the Titanic? About half-way. Wokka wokka!"

"I heard there were shenanigans in Iowa last week Apparently it was Hillary's cock and Bernie's ass."

"My highschool bully still takes my lunch money... But on the upside, he makes great Subway sandwiches!"

"Difference between a nun and a nympho in a bath One has a Soul full of hope..."

"A whale asks his dad ""Dad where do I come from"" The father whale replies, ""well from my penis"" ""Oh. Thanks."" Responded.the junior whale ""You're whalecum"""

"My internet addiction is so bad... Its alt of ctrl."

"It's a doge eat doge world out there. Such cutthroat. Very survival of the fitter"

"Spring makes every day feel like you're stuck in the office on a Friday afternoon."

"I'm not sure if this woman in the Starbucks line ahead of me is ordering a drink or casting a spell."

"People say I'm condescending... That means I talk down to people."