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Joke of the Day

"An octopus should have eightacles, not ten."

"What did Euler see in the toilet? Natural log"

"Last night, my Chevy was bitten by a vampire. Now it's Vlad the Impala."

"What do children in north korea study for a science? Kimistry"

"I always think the same thing when I find a Zubat and when I meet a stuck-up woman... I'm not wasting my balls on that!"

"In dog beers I've only had 2."

"What did the comedian do when his joke did not go home with the audience? He became a boxer and delivered a strong punchline."

"Why did the USSR have such a bad air force? They kept Stalin."

"What did the Buddhist say to the hot dog vendor? Can you make me one with everything?"

"Smart Friend My friend thinks he is smart. He told me an onion is the only food that makes you cry, so I threw a coconut at his face."