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Joke of the Day

"What do you call a gay dinosaur? A mega sore ass"

"""Why was the Amish girl excommunicated ? Too Mennonite."" - Hitchens"

"Why didn't the clam share his ipod? He was shellfish."

"My friend tried to annoy me with bird puns But he didn't know toucan play that game."

"I wish falling in love had traffic lights, so that I would know if I should go for it, slow down, or just stop!"

"My high school bully just made my McDouble, so I guess I won; but then again I am eating at McDonald's so I guess it's a tie."

"Why don't crabs give to charities? They are shellfish."

"*answers a bagel like a phone* i'm just in a meeting right now i'll call you back"

"What's the difference between a porcupine and a BMW? The pricks are on the outside of the porcupine."

"My dentist bumped into my orthodontist. I'm sure it was acci*dental*."