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Joke of the Day

"I heard OJ Simpson was getting married again. He's gonna take another stab at it."

"Did you hear about the crazy Mexican train thief? He has loco motives."

"Buddhist Pizza What kind of pizza does Buddha like? One with everything."

"Why do women like to be on top during sex? Because they're over cum with joy."

"Looking for a job on Craigslist. A guy wants to pay $150 to borrow a valid driver's license to rent a car. What could possibly go wrong?"

"Damn girl are you a pair of sexy knickers??? You're cute on the outside but you're only covering a c*nt"

"If a caveman from the Paleolithic era saw you turn down a cupcake because youre on the ""Paleo Diet,"" he'd kill you with a sharpened seashell"

"I went to Africa to help with the Ebola crisis. When I left, my mentor said thanks and told me that all of Africa was behind me. I instinctively reached for my wallet."

"Knock. Knock. Oh. Hang on a minute..... I haven't thought this through.."

"A man lost his arms, legs and torso gambling. Fortunately he quit while he was a head."