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Joke of the Day

"What's the capital of Zimbabwe? Hyper-inflated."

"Me: ""I'd like to pay by card."" Waiter: ""Contactless?"" Me: ""No, you can cuddle me."""

"""Hi honey did you miss me?"" ""With every bullet so far"" - Married with children. Peggy and Al Bundy. Just watch the whole thing: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qJ_PKMbdNTU"

"Recently started working with homosexuals, I'm having a hard time dealing with the sticky mess. But they insist I style my hair using gel to appear more professional."

"Did you hear about the two men who were cremated at the same time? It was a dead heat."

"Be smart because you won't be pretty forever."

"Why did the blind guy crashed his car into another car? Because he forgot to check his blind side."

"My son played soccer in the mud all day. He was a little Messi."

"You just know I knew my girlfriend was furious when I blew my load early last night....I could see it in her eyes"

"My next move I'm thinking that I write a book: The Explanations of jokes! If you have any hints, please let me know ;)"