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Joke of the Day

"Pizza jokes are all about delivery."

"I started a band called 999 megabytes We still haven't gotten a gig"

"I had the weirdest dream last night. I dreamt that I was a muffler. I woke up pretty exhausted."

"[Enter Password] abc1234 [Password weak. Password accepted, but system cannot respect you.]"

"What did the nun say to the priest? Shut up"

"Wood Tits A woman got wooden breast implants yesterday. It would be funny if this joke had a punch line, wooden tit?"

"I have found the secret to intradimensional travel"

"I always say ""goodbye"" to the Wal-Mart greeter, just to close that loop."

"What do vegetarian zombies want? Graaaaiiiiinss!"

"An unemployed engineer... if ( engineer == employed() ) { print ""Meh""; } else { make_a_stupid_joke (); }"