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Joke of the Day
"Why did the computer crash? It had a bad driver!"
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"Taylor Swift seems like the kind of chick who'd stare at her boyfriend while he's sleeping."
"""Holy shit, amazing!!!"" -Asian guy using fork for the first time"
"How do blind people know they're finished wiping after a bowel movement? They taste blood on the TP."
"""The iPad is a bigger version of the iPod touch.""Yep, and my dick is a bigger version of urs.Think about that while I go do big dick things."
"lovely joke Girl: You would be a good dancer except for two things. Boy: What are the two things? Girl: Your feet."
"I scream, you scream, we all scream for gelato."
"*Flips over cards* It was your TC in the KIK room with the retweeter."
"Since when did remembering names become such a thing? I think I offended dog face girl, again."
"What kind of tie is best to wear in a fight? Muay Thai"