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Joke of the Day

"That ends your training. You're now a GameStop employee. Any questions? ""What do I do if a girl comes in"" Err *boss scrambles thru manual*"

"What's better than seeing a woman wrestle? Seeing her box."

"The best joke of all time. Women's rights."

"What did the Marvel character say when he attained full control of his Android's CPU and Kernel? I am Root."

"Back in my day there were only 151 Pokemon When they added more, my only question was ""Y"""

"There are three fourth graders, a white boy, a black boy, and an asian boy. Who have the biggest dick? The black kid. Cause he's 21. People here get butthurt by the simplest jokes. Good lord."

"Don't trust Bernie Sanders... A Jew wanting to break up the banks doesn't make sense *not meant in any way that would be seen as prejudice *obligatory post trigger warning"

"Why do you want your lawyer to be a U2 fan? Cos they're always pro-Bono"

"""I'm sorry"" and ""My bad"" mean the same thing Unless you're at a funeral"

"Your mom fell down A man tells his wife, Honey, your mom fell down the stairs 20 minutes ago. The wife yells at him, Why are you just telling me now? He said, Because I couldn't stop laughing."