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Joke of the Day

"I buy reverse osmosis filtered alkaline water for my dog and he prefers to drink out of the lake."

"The total of the food we had was a bit dark... Because we had ""Dim Sum""."

"I stayed up all night wondering where the sun had gone. Then it dawned on me."

"When you criticize a person, walk a mile in his shoes... then you'll be a mile away and in his shoes."

"Adult films are lame. There's nothing about choosing insurance or retirement planning; it's all just a bunch of naked hugging."

"Why don't French people smile in pictures? The French word for ""cheese"" is ""fromage""."

"From my 7yo: ""Why did the moon marry the sun?"" Because the sun is hott."

"How did the pedophile pianist get caught? He accidentally let people hear him playing in D-minor."

"Today I was given a box of Jamaican hair extensions.... It was dreadful"

"How much do drum shaped sofas cost? 5 dollars per-cushion."