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Joke of the Day
"My DJ name is Daemon, because I maintain the beats in the background."
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"Why was the origami class cancelled? The school folded."
"""IN THIS CORNER.. DWAYNE ""THE ROCK"" JOHNSON"" *the rock beats chest* AND IN THIS CORNER... RYAN ""PAPER"" WALLACE *the rock is visibly nervous*"
"I heard a Sean Connery film once got am R rating Because he said ""sit"" too many times Edit: shit didn't proofread the title, *an* not *am*"
"Pete and Repete are in a boat and Pete falls out. Who's left?"
"Did you read the article about the automated journalist? The story writes itself."
"Look son, every man is nervous the first time. Just take a deep breath, walk up to her, look her in the eye and ask her for directions."
"A guy is driving home thinking to himself.... if I was in a joke right now, what would the punch line be? Long story or short, he gets in a car accident and dies."
"My wife and I have lost over 150lbs combined!!! ...hustling British casinos wasn't as easy as we'd hoped."
"What do you do if you see a space man? Park your car man."