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Joke of the Day

"Where does a pornstar go for timeout? The casting couch"

"What is colder than the dwarf planet Pluto? Legal judgements against fathers"

"What's the difference between a tiger and a lion ? A tiger has the mane part missing !"

"Why was the pig happy when reviewers criticized his story? Because they called it garbage."

"The adult version of Operation is trying not to break a tortilla chip while dipping it into a jar of salsa."

"What is a drug addicts favorite snack? Crack-ers"

"What do you call a hooker who doesn't use protection? NSFW"

"I'll be signing books at Barnes & Noble from 6 p.m. to whenever they kick me out for ruining all their books."

"The guy who coined ""put that in your pipe & smoke it"" was probably trying to find out if something on the carpet was weed."

"Why is Donald Trump a good candidate? Because if he was bad he'd be a CANTdidate."