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Joke of the Day
"My friend recently told me he was allergic to blood... I told him he was full of it."
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"There's 2 statues in a dark room, what did one statue say to the other statue? Is statue?"
"Birds of a feather flock together... ...and then crap on your car."
"A 22 year old girl said to me ""there's NO WAY you are 41"" I put her in my pocket and took her home. She's mine now."
"I got my first A+ on a test today... It was a blood test..."
"When Kurt Cobain was a child... When Kurt Cobain was a child, his mother told him not to play with guns. I suppose that went in one ear and out the other."
"I bet my friend $1000 I'd never take it in the butt. He says I am just a sore loser."
"A client just thanked me profusely for curing his erectile dysfunction. -shrugs- It wasn't hard."
"Got in a fight with my boner this morning; Don't worry i beat it single handedly."
"Why do jewish men like latinas? Because chicsas are hot!"