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Joke of the Day

"I am going to make a new app that will be like Twitter exclusively for kids! It will be called Sesame Tweet."

"Constipation Have you heard of the movie constipation? Probably not. It hasn't come out yet."

"What's the difference between jelly and jam? You can't jelly your dick into a woman's ass"

"How many people with no humor does it take to change a lightbulb? One."

"I tried to catch some fog once... ...mist."

"What do people from West Virginia do on Halloween? Pump-Kin"

"A good way to meet a lot of cops is to put a ""Baby On Board"" sticker on a picnic basket tied to a motorcycle."

"Tried to be sly and shove the whole cookie in my mouth without him seeing me. Then he turned around and asked me a question."

"How does a skeleton solve a problem? With the bare-bones approach."

"What is Jesus' favourite dessert? Propheteroles"