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Joke of the Day

"That Awkward Moment when you find something hilarious, but nobody else does."

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"Here's a double entendre joke I made up Why do grump pedophiles like cats? They're assholes..."
"According to these Father's Day gift sections, all dads are clean shaven business men that love playing golf and think they're #1."
"Have you heard about the new emo-punk band taking Mexico by storm? They're called *Hispanic! At the Disco*."
"Doctor doctor I'm manic-depressive. Calm down. Cheer up. Clam down. Cheer up. Calm"
"What did a cyberman say to John Smith? You will be [deleted]"
"Where in the world is Comic Sans, Diego?"
"I like to do my laundry naked so that all my clothes are clean. Unfortunately, the patrons at the laundromat don't seem to agree."
"Joke request: Offensive white guy jokes As a white guy I'm feeling left out. Anybody know any good offensive white guy jokes?"
"Furniture salesperson: Do you see anything you like? Waldo: Actually yes this red and white couch is quite nice."