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Joke of the Day
"How does Good King Wenceslas like his pizza? Deep pan, Crisp and Even"
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"Somebody once told me I was a real skeptic... I didn't believe 'em."
"What does a pregnant teen and her baby have in common? They both thought ""my mom's gonna kill me."""
"just so you know the guacamole costs an extra $1.80 plus one of your arms and the soul of your first born child thanks for choosing chipotle"
"ZOMBIE MOM: Brains for dinner! TEEN ZOMBIE: Again?!? [slamming bedroom door] I wish I was alive!!"
"I asked 2 girls if size matters. They both said this is something they often debate. Girl # 1 said she likes them big. Girl # 2 said she likes them enormous."
"Have you heard about the humble farmer? He's a grower, not a shower."
"Guy paying for condoms at Walgreens got asked if he needed a bag He said back to cashier, ""Nah, her face ain't that bad."""
"What do fishermen say on Halloween? ""Trick-or-trout!"""
"I was there when my wife gave birth... I was there when my wife gave birth. I watched as piss came out, and then shit. I think my wife regrets letting me name the twins."