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Joke of the Day

"The Long Walk Home by Miss D. Buss"

"The girl at Starbucks wrote my name as ""Meghen"" like I lay eggs or some shit."

"Saitama tried to change his Facebook password to Goku but Facebook said it was too weak..."

"What is robin going to get for Christmas? An oviposition set"

"Why was the geologist arrested? He was doing crystal math."

"Have you heard about the restaurant on Mars? The food is great, but the atmosphere is lacking."

"Homework is like a penis.... its long and hard unless you're asian."

"Chuck Norris has never been accused of murder for the simple fact that his roundhouse kicks are recognized world-wide as ""acts of God."""

"I'm 10 times more likely to get mugged in Colorado than I am in New York City. Because I don't live in New York City."

"10 indications YOU'RE the retarded FB friend ^"