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Joke of the Day

"Two bros are sitting on a fence. A cute girl walks by who just moved into their apartment building. **Bro 1:** ""Bro, im gonna hit that."" **Bro 2:** ""Like a stormtrooper bro."" **Bro 1:** ""Bro."""

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