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"I had diarrhea till 5am It was shitty"
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"Why are americans bad at DotA ? Because they cant defend their towers."
"[DIRTY] Eye exam Eye specialist: ""Sir, you need to stop masturbating.""   Patient: "" Oh my God, is it ruining my eyesight?""   Eye specialist: ""No. It's disturbing the other patients."""
"What did the baby corn say to the momma corn? Where's pop corn?"
"Why was the lobster upset? Because he found out his friends thought he was a little crabby!"
"I'm hungry. Nice to meet you, Hungry!"
"I hate it when you have french fries and all of the sudden people are acting like they like you"
"I ordered a chicken and egg from Amazon. I'll let you know."
"New rule: You're not allowed to be condescending unless you can spell it."
"Volkswagen CEO Martin Winterkorn has gotten off pretty lucky... The last German who tried to gas that many people had to commit suicide!"