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Joke of the Day
"What does a black guy do after sex? 15 to life."
Next Joke
"What did one condom say to the other at a gay bar? Let's get shitfaced!"
"What does gasoline taste like? I don't know, I'm in a coma."
"WTF dude put your hands down I'm NOT robbing you I just enjoy wearing pantyhose on my face this is getting so old put $20 on pump 5 man"
"Dog ate raw chicken so I called the vet to see what I could do He asked what I think they eat in the wild. Basically, he called me an idiot"
"This is the only way I know how to correctly use a semi-colon "
"I went to zoo and all they had was a dog It was a shit-zoo"
"Wake Me Up Before You YOLO. #RuinAn80sSong"
"What did the soccer player shout to the baker who's cakes kept sticking to the tin? ""LINE IT!"""
"I'm sorry, all I hear is your perfume"