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Joke of the Day
"What does a black guy do after sex? 15 to life."
Next Joke
"Be careful of your thoughts, they may become words at any moment."
"So much wasted time in public school, as an adult I've never used cursive, done algebra, or had to remember anything from sex ed."
"We all sprang from apes, but you didn't spring far enough."
"Some people are like slinkies Not really good for much, but bring a smile to your face when pushed down the stairs"
"There are 2 types of people in the world: Thise who think they are superior to everyone else And inferior people"
"Leonardo Dicaprio has addressed the UN about climate change. Well if anyone should know about the dangers of melting icebergs, it's him!"
"My neighbor's facebook movie is just a montage of me caught on surveillance video, stealing his newspaper every morning."
"How long does a guest have to overstay before you can claim them on your taxes?"
"I'm convinced when squirrels run the road, nearly missing your car, it must be some kind of squirrel gang initiation."