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Joke of the Day
"Why do all the trees in Wisconsin lean west? Minnesota sucks."
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"Remember when white people rioted when OJ was acquitted? neither do I."
"What do you get when you go to a concert in Paris? Shot."
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"A programming joke There are three hard problems in computer concurrency. science. Cache invalidation, naming things, off-by-one errors, and"
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"Women's underwear is a great example of how you can make something half-assed and it still become very successful Thought of this in traffic yesterday"
"The Earth gets a day, Sharks get a week. That sounds about right."