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Joke of the Day
"Finally made it with a Chinese midget .. It didn't last Tu Long though"
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"Punchline help needed Q: What do you call a bachelor party without strippers? A: (sorry if this is the wrong forum)"
"The embarrassing moment when you bring handcuffs to 'gamenight' and she brings Monopoly."