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"Finally made it with a Chinese midget .. It didn't last Tu Long though"
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"What's the difference between PirateBay and 9/11? One is piracy and the other is CONSpiracy"
"Rape isn't funny.. Especially if you're being raped by Dane Cook. Than its totally not funny."
"What does Bill say to Hillary after sex? Honey I'll be home in 20 minutes."
"When clowns first attacked these shores nobody took it seriously. It's just one boat, how many could there be, they said."
"Fertility clinic What did the perverted embryonic scientist say to the microscope? ""Are those my genes because I can definitely see myself in them."""
"So the past, present, and future walk into a bar. It gets really tense."
"Being God means never having to say you're sorry. Or anything, really."
"""What the hell was that? What the hell was that? What the hell was that?"" (Winning Scriptwriter Submission for Ghost Hunters)"
"How do you put an elephant in the refrigerator? Open the door. Put in the elephant. Close the door."