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Joke of the Day
"Why do black men weep when they make love to white women? Mace."
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"I see the 'pet rocks' are back and fighting too! *Rolls in 6ft diameter granite boulder* *Folds arms, taps foot*"
"A pet hedgehog. Because you don't have enough pricks in your life."
"Trying to motivate myself to go for a run, but it's windy outside. And outside."
"What's a clown's favorite thing to eat? Really anything that's heavy enough to beat somebody to death with, such as a motorcycle helmet or a cannonball."
"Girls with long nails explain to me your life. Like, do you not touch things? Do you enjoy dirt?"
"What's better than honor? Inner"
"How many cops does it take to change a light bulb? None. They just beat the room for being black."
"What do you get for opening the BEST Vietnamese soup joint in London? A great big pho queue."
"Why doesn't men use make-up or perfume? Because we're beautiful and smell good!"