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Joke of the Day

"How did the girl end up with ninja jizz on her face? she didn't see him coming"

"Holy shit, just invented the funnest work game ever. Go get on the phone with men but call them ma'am. Listen as they deepen their voices."

"Glad I'm not Spiderman cause I'd probably just make lots of web hammocks and take lots of naps."

"So this guy steps into the house with a hand full of shit and says to his wife ""look what I almost stepped in!"""

"Whats the difference between a wife and a job? After ten years the job still sucks."

"When the woman was asked if she liked asian cock... She replied, ""No, I prefer caucasian."""

"Why are turds tapered? So your asshole doesn't slam shut."

"Dentist: How often do you floss? Me: Daily Dentist: *Pulls fully grown centaur from between my 2nd and 3rd molars*"

"Why can't elephants go skinny dipping? They can't get their trunks off..."

"Billion dollar idea: war."