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Joke of the Day

"Holy shit, just invented the funnest work game ever. Go get on the phone with men but call them ma'am. Listen as they deepen their voices."

"Never trust a big butt and a smile. Where is the rest of this woman's body?"

"How do you make the king leer? Put the queen in a bikini! (From krusty the klown)"

"I went to see my Coincidental Hygenist the other day. Turns out she was one of my friends from high school."

"I used to have a pet piglet.... I used to have a pet piglet, watching it discover the world was really interesting at first. But after a few months it became a bit of a boar."

"Mexican Education NSFW Why don't they teach sex education and driver's education on the same day in Mexico? Too tough on the donkeys."

"How many lawyer jokes are there? 3, and the rest are true stories."

"I almost took a bite of my friend's sandwich Woops, wrong sub."

"Literature for the blind What did the blind man say when he picked up a cheese grater? This is the most violent story I've ever read!"

"As I've been teaching myself how to use GIS again, I've been listening to a lot of Eminem. And I'm beginning to feel just like a map god, map god."