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Joke of the Day

"THE ELI WUT IS ELIS MIDDLE NAME? THE SO IT IS ELI THE BASEKE"

"My car has started clicking at me. I think it's trying to tell me something, but the jokes on him, I don't speak a single African language."

"I go through the 7 stages of grief just to get to work everyday."

"A man was writing a book with over 1,000 pages. It's too long of a story to explain why."

"I was voted ""most friendly"" at my high school in 10th grade. It was at this point in my life that I knew serious changes were in order."

"Wanna hear a joke about unemployed people? Nevermind, they don't work."

"Hey Tim Burton, it's okay to be out of ideas."

"I was having sex last night and had an epiphany right before I climaxed... I guess you could say that I came to a realisation."

"What is Zack Morris's favorite type of word? A Preppysition"

"Pregnant Removed"