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Joke of the Day
"Why did the man kidnap 100 children and kill 10 of them? So that only 90 kids will remember."
Next Joke
"Ladies, you should know that if I invite you to a movie I'm only after one thing: someone with a big purse I can store all my snacks in."
"Why should you never watch a movie with a generous Nascar driver? He might give away spoilers!"
"If we replace all ""Chuck Norris"" jokes with Kim Jung Un.... We could write the North Korean Official Website."
"""I've been waiting for this my whole life"" I thought as the man pointed the gun at my head and demanded I recite ""Bohemian Rhapsody"""
"Hillary and Donald are just like Joker and Harley Quinn... A multi billion dollar industry is going out of their ways to make them look like good guys"
"What do you call a bee that never dies? A zomBEE!"
"Donuts aren't actually nuts... ...they're legumes."
"Yo mama so fat, the sorting hat put her in all four houses."
"Johnson, Clinton, and Trump are lost at sea. Who wins the election? America."